Tag Archives: Jason Statham

Furious 7: Everything Explodes (A Statler & Waldorf Review)

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Jacob Sahms

If movies can be spoofed, why can’t reviews? In the spirit of dialogue, I’m going to be doing a review a la The Muppets’ Statler and Waldorf. Statler: Is that guy, The Rock, inflated? Like, do they blow up his arms in … Continue reading →

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Homefront: Who Watches Our Violence? (Movie Review)

Posted on December 5, 2013 by Jacob Sahms

Don’t believe what you’ve heard (Rotten Tomatoes, anyone?) This is the best Jason Statham flick since The Transporter. After several disappointing spins as The Mechanic and various incarnations of Crank, Statham had semi-Statham-like performances in Killer Elite and Redemption/Hummingbird. But now, strange as it is to see … Continue reading →

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Fast & Furious 6: Family First

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Jacob Sahms

One of the most anticipated films of the summer, Fast & Furious 6 dropped on Memorial Day weekend with its multi-cultural star power, its high speed car chases, massive explosions, and one well-documented tank. Dom Torretto (Vin Diesel) finds himself living the … Continue reading →

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Parker: Robin Hood-Meets-Angel of Vengeance

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Jacob Sahms

Jason Statham is one of those guys whose movies I want to like. Like Mark Wahlberg or The Rock, I find myself enjoying some of their movies and then recognizing that a few others aren’t nearly as good (past winner for this … Continue reading →

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